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Just give me a bath, dammit

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 by Maryam Webster

The more I listen to people the more I think the animals have the most straightforward conversations and social lives. Like these two trill-tastic mitties, Mossy on the left, Stina on the right, both female. Here is someone else’s interpretation of what these mitties are saying, below is mine:

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Just roll over and I’ll give you a bath.
Say what?
No, I mean it. Really.
Aw honey, wouldja? for me?
(’cause there’s no lickin’ like YOUR lickin’)
Really baby? You’re not just sayin’ that?
aw no honey, you got your moves down!
Damn baby, you got me all embarrassed.
(yea-ah, i’ll just be rollin’ over now…plant one on me!)
(and i’d lick you back, but that dufus with the camera is still watchin’)

LOLcat Delivers A Timely Yoga Lesson

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008 by Maryam Webster

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Eckhart Tolle in San Francisco – Preliminary Report

Friday, March 7th, 2008 by Maryam Webster

Eckhart Tolle with calico mittieHey there fellow Stillness fans. It’s not like Words can really capture an occasion like hearing Eckhart Tolle lecture, but I’ll try. I’m leaving in a few minutes for San Rafael, where we’ll hear Eckhart tonight from 8 – 9:30pm and Saturday from 1:30 – 4:30pm at the Marin Veterans Memorial Auditorium. If you’re there and find me, we’ll meditate together.

At right is a picture I found on Tolle’s website of him looking even more puckish than usual with a calico mittie. He often speaks of animals, cats in particular, as being more aware than we are. He once said the most accomplished Zen master he ever knew was a cat, so it’s not suprising to see him with one. What mutual delight on the faces of these two friends. :-)

Here’s what the event says about itself: "…Now you are invited to experience this visionary teacher in a live, face-to-face encounter. Here is a rare opportunity to be drawn into the "spaciousness that words can only point to" by the vibrant, conscious presence of Eckhart Tolle himself."

I’ve heard about the effects of an evolved spiritual teacher conferring shaktipat, spontaneous awakening and initiation, by merely sitting in the teacher’s presence. Where I have seen most reference to this is in what is said about the spiritual teacher Amma – the Hugging Saint as she is called. I have heard this said of Tolle as we. Without anticipation, am looking forward to feeling what a room full of people being in presence together will feel like.

It’s extraordinary how I’ve come to this feeling of not looking forward, yet taking all the actions I need to take to be there. An immense clearing occured this week that lasted four days. Before the clearing the mind was busybusybusy with monkey brained chatterings. As I reach today and am marvelling at how resilient the pain-body can be, yet also how easy to take out, once you know what it’s doing, a flushing of inattentiveness seems to have happened.

Presence is one of many states that I move in and out of as I continue coming to awareness of my own pain-body. To be constantly in that state must be truly miraculous. I will get back to you later on being in the presence of one who is there most of the time is like. 

The Great SF Bay Area Storm of ‘08 (video)

Friday, January 4th, 2008 by Maryam Webster

I’m taking time off and have been enjoying myself with various creative projects. Today, I videoed a hurricane taking place outside my back door. The deluge was widely reported in various formats, but I got to hear of it when spouse banged on bedroom door in the wee hours, informing me that our beloved gazebo (where we host outdoor parties) had folded in upon itself, torn its moorings and was no more. And further, that it was reanimating post-death and crawling up the house, trying to gain the roof and freedom, beyond.

Several pairs of soggy socks, pants, shoes and soaked mackintoshes later, world freedom was secured from this marauding skeleton. The hubby had a scalding shower in the big double steamer bath and battled his way off to work, leaving me on cleanup detail. Thank the gods, we had no leaks or interior drips.

Here is my own local view of the Great San Francisco Bay Storm of Ought-Eight, including a relaxing freshly-recorded rain track for those of you who enjoy such things. There is bliss to be found in being outside, the only human being around, filling lungs full of cold air, the wonderful fresh ozone sweeping the cobwebs out of one’s head. The Mitties provided support by nestling against me when I came back in, the purr-buzzing of their hot, fluffed-out little bodies providing just the right dose of warmth and comfort. Right-click to download if you like…and keep your galoshes handy.

How do I find Bliss?

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 by Maryam Webster
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(Spoiler: Kitty pics included! Scroll for regal cuteness…)

Happy New Year! And welcome to a year where Bliss is going to be the word on everyone’s lips, and in everyone’s lives. Huzzah, and welcome to the new, Blissful You!  If you’re wondering how the heck you’re going to get there, keep reading, (as an added bonus, cute kitty reference is part of the story)…

The celebrated mythologist and cultural anthropologist Joseph Campbell tells us to "follow your Bliss and everything else will come out right in the end". We get told that a lot, and many of us believe that one day, somehow we can get there…but we have no idea where to begin. I just received a question in email that echoes the questions of many others lately:

"How do I find Bliss? Where do I look for it?"

The brief answer is "in the present moment" – and I’m not just being cute. Let me illustrate. Tuff, a character in the movie "The Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio" was complaining about her car breaking down, the hot day and boredom she felt at sitting waiting for the car to be fixed. Her mother and main character, Evelyn, said something that exemplifies the essence of there being "no problem in the Now". With joy on her face and laughter in her voice she said: 

"Right now I’m sitting in the shade having a conversation with my wonderful, feisty daughter. I intend to enjoy this moment fully. And for your own wellbeing, I suggest you do the same."

  Such sage advice. The next time you feel like Tuff and are wallowing in how bad things are, take a time out and become aware of the delight awaiting you in the moment.

This is one of the fundamentals of the Everyday Bliss Process. Becoming alive, invigorated and attuned only to the wonder of life works miracles towards making things flow evenly and unceasingly in a positive vein. That goes for your attention to the present moment – the Now – as well.

When you wake up to placing your attention in the present, unless your survival is threatened in that very moment, there is really nothing wrong.

The Princess AnoushkaIt took me a long time to write this because I was enjoying so much being fully in the moment with my kitty, Anoushka, seen in pensive, loving and sleeping modes at right, this past Yule. Late at night when I am enjoying writing the best, Anoushka will weasel her way between my thigh and the easy chair in which I sit, fitting herself in with many trills and purrs, pushings of paws, and always, an appreciative lick.

In my house, we have a saying: "a lick gets a skritch, e-e-e-very time!". And it is such a pleasure to give pleasure to my darling Noush by
skritching, stroking and appreciating her in a soft and gentle manner, that many minutes passed by, interrupting the flow of this message, but so fully in the present that thought ceases and delight ensues.

This is a kitty that for the most part, has felt that murder is imminent and threat must be monitored on all frequencies, 36 hours a day. The nervous type from the get-go due to a rough kittenhood on the streets before being captured by the local vet and adopted out to us. Only through many, many moments such as the above, has Anoushka learned that she can relax her guard, that Love is Everywhere, and been able to be at peace in the moment herself.

This darling kitty has taught me more about Bliss than anything else today. Anoushka, here’s to you, good love!

And more Bliss for us all, in the moment…all the time…now.

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Corporate Cat sez…

Friday, November 16th, 2007 by Maryam Webster

I can’t help it. Friend Andy got me addicted to I Can Haz Cheezeburger. For all you corporation folks, a take on your worst manager:

funny pictures

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Just for Fun, play with the kitty!

Monday, September 24th, 2007 by Maryam Webster

Here is my darling kitty Anoushka (or a reasonable facsimile thereof). You can click "more" to play with her using the fishing line or feed her a can of food. She loves being skritched and will purr enchantingly if you give her a rub with the cursor. Enjoy!


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